I could tell you about my mission to help sick kids. I could, but you’re too good for that.
I could tell you about my local Children’s Miracle Network Hospital and how they treat thousands of children each year, regardless of their family’s ability to pay. I could tell you about that these kids are facing scary stuff like cancer, cystic fibrosis, and injuries from accidents to name just a few. I could, but you already knew all these things.
I could let you in on the information that on Nov. 2nd, 2013, I’m going to completely obliterate an epic 24 hour gaming marathon and it’s my megalithic hope that you’ll find it in your heart (or you know… innards) to support me with a monthly pledge or one-time gift that will go directly to my hospital and all the sick kids that feel terribly icky there. I could, and I just did.
Deduct your taxes and give them your money. Or else.
We can’t do this without your help, people (or, you know, animals). Donating online is safe and easy! Remember, you all owe me for all that time I’ve spent on this earth being awesome.
Thank you for hating sick kids!by